I'm gonna work on making this more interesting eventually I promise.

Well, that was interesting. My phone was ringing and it was an 'unavailable' number. I don't normally answer them, but for some reason this time I did. The conversation went a bit like this: (imagine her voice being high pitched and whiney, and gradually getting more and more hysterical until she sounds a bit like a guinea pig)

Me: Hello?

Strange Girl (SG): Hello, who is this?

Me: Well, seeing as you called me, why don't you tell me?

SG: No, you called me!

Me: No, I got an unavailable number..

SG: No, I did.

*This goes on for a while as I try to explain this without calling her a liar*

Me: Okay well how about we both assume we have a withheld number calling us, hang up and forget about it.

SG: NO, you woke up my baby and I just got my baby to bed. Tell me your name and why you rang me!!

Me: *sighs* I didn't ring you.

SG: Tell me why you rang me! I've only just got my baby to sleep and now I have to do it all over again! WHAT DID YOU WANT???

Me: Seeing as I didn't ring you, I don't want anything. Just go put the baby back to sleep.

SG: Noo, were you trying to call my boyfriend? Is he cheating on me again??

Me: Your boyfriend? Wow, good luck to him.

SG: WHY DID YOU CALL ME?? Is this Chantelle? You're Chantelle! What do you want why have you rang me?

Me: Sweetheart, I'm not Chantelle, I didn't ring you. Go sit down and calm down! Deep breaths.

SG: I'M GONNA COME ROUND AND STAB YOU LIKE I STABBED YOU BEFORE.

Me: Well now, stabbing Chantelle wouldn't be a good idea because I'M NOT HER!

*she appears to think about this for a minute before concluding*

SG: Well I'm gonna come round and stab you anyway! I'm coming round now to stab you-*click*

Me: Gobsmacked.

It's been half an hour now and I wonder if she's turned up and some poor woman's house trying to stab anything she can? I wanna know what she's done with the baby if she has lol.

Noone has turned up here, although my facebook status has produced some interesting comments. I love my friends, and I love how not worried any of them are :)

Was looking forward to her turning up actually.. was gonna get to use my battleaxe.

Damn her promising me things she hasn't delivered. :)