I know that you belong to my flatmate and thus have no loyalty to my whatsoever, but please could you find it in your heart to stop smelling like a certain someone? I know it's not your fault, and I used to really like you (and sometimes used you instead of the air freshener, which I know is wrong, because you are for eliminating body odor) but nowadays, whenever I smell you, you make me feel ill.
I do understand that you have no control over how you smell, but it might be possible for you to not last so long? Perhaps you could run out instead? Just merely stop coming out of the can? Or maybe you could just not linger in the hallway? If you aimed yourself better you might be able to land on the person spraying you and stick there instead of floating around my flat and crawling up my nose?
I'm assuming that you don't do this on purpose, because you smell too nice to be a douche bag, but I would really appreciate it if you could stop it now.
Thank you,
Hana x
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